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Skinny Demotivational Poster


POOR LARRY - Going Cowboy seemed like a good idea at the time!


TAGS: fat woman skinny guy
Rating: 3.78/5

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DivineDragoon - January 17, 2011, 6:14 pm
Sex is like fractions, It's improper for the larger one to be on top.


ANOREXIA -


TAGS: anorexia fat skinny offensive
Rating: 3/5

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demon001 - November 30, 2013, 3:01 pm
Size -2 model!
erock - December 30, 2009, 12:54 am
i have to admit i laughed. i will go to hell for it i am sure i did laugh. now i will go to hell for sure
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:27 pm
hole lee shit
Velin - October 26, 2009, 6:54 pm
And she would look so beautiful... just a little meat and fat on right places. Which is right now like... everywhere.
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 6:04 am
"I'll tell ya what's really weighing you down is them bones,looks like they'll have to come out if you want to fit into that size -5 dress for prom in time.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 1:07 am
So, you got it, Derek?
Derek - July 18, 2009, 1:06 am
Unfortunately, she'd probably believe you.


UNFORTUNATELY -


TAGS: skinny daydream chewing
Rating: 4.23/5

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Greeny - July 28, 2015, 9:36 pm
Ha - NSFWife
spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:33 pm
LOL! That gets a BIG 5L.


MANOREXIA -


TAGS: anorexia manorexia anorexic thinspo male thinspiration skinny
Rating: 4.44/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:19 pm
Well shit. Get this man three more cameras!
gummybear - January 6, 2011, 2:44 am
...you a**.


CELEBRITY QUOTES - FULL OF JEALOUSY AND ENVY -




SKINNY JEANS - Don't let the name fool ya




LOSING WEIGHT - Next time you step onto the scales and wish you had lost half a stone... Think


TAGS: starving africa weight fat thin skinny
Rating: 3.08/5

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forseti - June 21, 2010, 4:01 pm
THAT's demotivating! 5 lost pounds


DEMONS -




SKINNY JEANS FOR MEN - The smaller the genitals, the better the fit




REVENGE OF THE FATTIES - We have news for the skinny people. There are more of us than of you. And we can squash you.


TAGS: fatties squash skinny
Rating: 3.05/5

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brocolyfromhell - April 24, 2011, 7:52 pm
But they can still roll us over...Fat ppl roll quite fast...
Velin - October 27, 2009, 6:29 am
There is lot of them and they can squash us... fat people are zombies of reality :-D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 3:50 am
Well Weairy...I'ma let you finish, But Eddie Murphy had the best multiple character starring role in any film.
Weairy - October 5, 2009, 2:45 am
I'ma bet not many of you realise this is just one person?
Claire - October 4, 2009, 6:43 pm
Dylan has a point. And we have longer life expectancies.
Dylan - May 12, 2009, 2:30 pm
you can only squash us if you can catch us fatass. 1/5
FatPride - April 17, 2009, 11:10 am
Yeah, it´s a worldwide Massmovment, there flagsymbol is the rolling bolder. If you don´t vote by pounds, they will send there Supersizetroopers. Like al Fatcists they believe in Survival of the Fatest!


JACK SPRAT - Dude, that's a lot of fat!


TAGS: jack sprat fat kiss skinny
Rating: 1.96/5

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Sharonda99 - July 25, 2008, 11:52 pm
"and I shall call him, mini me!"
Andres - May 21, 2008, 6:13 pm
Thats horrific - she's like 8X his size


WISHFUL OLYMPIC EVENTS -


TAGS: olympics chess skinny white calendar
Rating: 4.91/5

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caveman - March 14, 2012, 8:51 am
But it's not an actual olympic evemt, which is what the poster is referring to.
TheGoat - March 14, 2012, 12:34 am
actually there is a Chess Olympics - it's event usually involving 1500 competitors from 100 countries - been going on for more than 100 years now www.fide.com
Reality Lord - January 2, 2012, 5:38 pm

fav'd caveman...real nice.


THE OLD SWIMMING HOLE -


TAGS: skinny dipping
Rating: 4.51/5

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ICEMAN - March 8, 2010, 11:47 pm
Thanks kids.
spacedog - March 8, 2010, 11:04 pm
Excellent Iceman, 5Ls.
sickartist - March 8, 2010, 10:57 pm
Greybeards rule..... 5L


FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS -


TAGS: fear day you can drink em pretty but you cant drink em skinny
Rating: 4.24/5

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LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 7:24 am
'Nuff said. Fuck off.


SKINNY JEANS - available in the women's department


TAGS: skinny jeans
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2012, 4:17 am
First of all, you get 5 lions right off the bat. Second, this needs to go into the hall of fame. And thirdly, I'm at the point of plowing my steel-toed boot up their a*s! Kicking the masculinity into them. Good job!


THE ROCK AND POOL, IS NICE AND COOL -


TAGS: gollum too ugly to skinnydip
Rating: 3.77/5

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PhxDebbie - May 19, 2010, 9:01 am
5 my precious Ls
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 4:02 pm
fishing with worms I see


CHALLENGE - "I can eat all i want and i still never weigh more then 60 lbs"


TAGS: food skinny anorexia challenge progeria
Rating: 2.09/5

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Cubbybear - July 21, 2010, 10:29 pm
Facebook people don't eat?
motifake - July 21, 2010, 10:24 pm

46 facebook likes... whaaaaaaaaaaat???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 2:53 am
And humping an unresponsive donkey it seems....
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:37 am
Usually, it's projected onto a donkey's ass. But after showing the last Rob Schneider movie, the donkey killed itself. We're back to huddling around a flour tortilla now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 2:33 am
It's not showing in Puebla.....
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:30 am
I can't wait to miss it!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 2:29 am
Straight to re-hab.....and showing at crack houses everywhere.
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:23 am
Is that one going straight to Betamax?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 2:10 am
They're remaking it you know......I hear Amy Winehouse plays every part
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:08 am
Whose sis?
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:08 am
thankyouverymuch
Cubbybear - July 4, 2010, 2:06 am
Gelfling...LOL !
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 2:06 am
skeksis!!!
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:05 am
Was she in The Dark Crystal?
Haarakkon - July 3, 2010, 10:49 pm
Quite an interesting article on the Cagots. The Amy Winehouse Disease reference tends to raise some credibility issues, though. I'd not dispute the Progeria diagnosis, necessarily, just sayin'.
MFS - July 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
Hi Haarakkon. Thanks for the comment,i checked that link ,but i still will go with the last suggested origine of her condition - a rare form of Progeria.
Haarakkon - July 3, 2010, 9:53 pm
"Amy Winehouse Disease"? Check that link.
MFS - July 3, 2010, 9:33 pm
Hi Derek. Actually her name is Lizzie Velasquez and she suffers from an extremely rare form of progeria.you can read more about her here: http://www.themanyfacesofspaces.com/MFS-StrangeButTrue-People15.html
Derek - July 3, 2010, 7:19 pm
She's going to win if she doesn't want to eat


Skinny Dip -




PRETENSE -




FALSE -




GOODNESS, DID YOU FART? - "Not from these lean and hungry entrails didst burst forth that prodigy..."


TAGS: skinny twain clements
Rating: 4.29/5

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GySgt1811 - February 5, 2011, 6:01 pm
I'm trying to find my niche here. If I'm anything, I'm over educated and over literate; the product of a largely frivolous and misspent life. If the reference is lost..try Mark Twain - "1601". Enjoy.
daimuldoon - February 5, 2011, 4:55 pm
taht bitch needs to eat a sammich


NICOLE RITCHIE - There is less meat on her than there is in a McDonalds burger


TAGS: nicole ritchie skinny
Rating: 1.88/5

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Krissie - August 9, 2009, 10:07 am
Joker- are you KIDDING? the LAST place(s) ANY women will lose any fat on their bodies are: ass, stomach, boobs.
MO - May 11, 2009, 7:20 pm
She must be half british 'cause she's not redneck and she's not from the North...
LOLOLOL - May 11, 2009, 6:58 pm
I thought us men were attracted to models NOT FRIGGIN BONES!!!!!! anorexia= epic fail
LolMan - May 7, 2009, 8:23 pm
Somebody get that bitch a sammich!
Emily - February 18, 2009, 2:54 am
Malnutrition can cause your abdomen to bloat like that.
TheJokerNelson - September 26, 2008, 5:36 pm
you can see bones yet she still has a roll.....Bitch needs some cheeseburgers and situps.


Next on the Catwalk -


TAGS: anorexic models starved skinny bony
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2013, 5:01 pm
It makes me feel sad and ill. Chrystal Renn was a real looker a while back - yes when she had meat and fat on her. And now she looks like this bleached skeleton that wears makeup. She no longer is attractive... at all. Very sad, indeed.
lgvernon - June 5, 2013, 1:41 pm

This makes me sad for all the girls who think this is how women~~how anyone~~is supposed to look.


Every Little Girl's Dream -




Anorexia -


TAGS: anorexia ents tree skinny
Rating: 4.67/5

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JesusWept - August 24, 2014, 9:16 pm
Thanks :)
Oldsod - August 23, 2014, 9:00 pm
Brilliant!


He Said. . .She Said -


TAGS: skinny fat women eat sleep
Rating: 4.62/5

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MissPriss - June 24, 2013, 8:47 am
And of course Mr. Gary here...does a gal wonders to get the good word and a 5L to boot on her poster. Thank you sir.
MissPriss - June 24, 2013, 8:44 am
Ok...read that COMPLETELY wrong the first time. I really am a sick puppy...teehee. It's an honour to receive a comment and the big 5L from one of the few great ladies on the site. Thanks hun!
lgvernon - June 23, 2013, 3:26 pm

I just thought it was because chronic disappointment causes sweliing...5L
GaryO - June 23, 2013, 1:43 pm
Heh, the one-two punches of LG and Miss P does this site some good, some good posters. Cheers to that. 5L


Personality -




LITTLE DID WE KNOW -


TAGS: cher micheal both skinny white women
Rating: 3.14/5

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CANADA - October 20, 2009, 6:58 pm
its more of a routine with me
spacedog - October 20, 2009, 6:56 pm
I'm occasionally confused by you too, Woody.
Woodywood03a - October 20, 2009, 6:36 pm
Uh boy, I don't know about you sometimes
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 10:12 am
wanted to die a rich white girl


BONECD - Who are we to judge What he does or how he dresses On his 72 hour sabbatical.


TAGS: gee bone i like skinny chicks but that s too far dude
Rating: 2.85/5

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BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 3:52 pm
*Smooches*
MO - August 28, 2009, 3:49 pm
And Tadda!!!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:54 pm
X's and O's to all you fans
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 4:53 pm
Great one MO!!! BoneCd-Skeletor-Honey please!!! ROFLMAO!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:52 pm
ya, I saw that Moo+...anonymous baby
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 4:49 pm
Did you guys read the tags on that "disaster movie" poster?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 4:48 pm
Why? don't you like it?
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:48 pm
At least I got a cocktail
MO - August 8, 2009, 4:47 pm
Bones a cross dresser?? Not a very good one either....those shoes with that hand bag????
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:45 pm
Good thing you were drunk when you made this Moo+...ROTFLMAO
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:40 am
LOL Bone!!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 11:37 am
Dammit Mooo+ I said no pictures...you know my beach bag sooo clashes with my outfit!


AM I TOO STRETCHY? - I am not a Chewing gum! Do I look like it?




FAT JOKES - They are everywhere, so are the fat.




The Walking Dead -


TAGS: skinny boney dead
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk633 - April 13, 2015, 9:20 am
The 'designer'of these 'clothes' must really hate the female form.
mizzdizz - April 12, 2015, 1:03 pm
....or even a nice healthy low fat salad would help at this point! LOL! 5L


Institutional Memory -


TAGS: the tall skinny ones fly
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 27, 2016, 7:32 am
Great pic, UP yours


Skinny Jeans for Men -




Money can't buy happiness -


TAGS: olsen twins skinny
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 16, 2014, 9:45 am
Seconded.
Oldsod - November 16, 2014, 7:04 am
For some reason...I can't see this one at all.


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